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The Morning Show Thing - AUG 8, 2025

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Brittlestar and Shannon are back for the second episode of TMST’s 2025 edition, kicking off with a highway hot dog disaster (and some questionable road-wiener ethics), a bear with its head stuck in a jar, and a sunflower trying to take over Indiana. Along the way, they debate the risks of grocery shopping post-pandemic, the addictive pull of scratch tickets, and why some cruises require a balcony… preferably several floors above the splash zone.

Featuring such life-changing wisdom as:

  • “I need to know the provenance of my wieners.”

  • “Don’t say that on the Internet, Shannon.”

  • “23 degrees is jeans and short-sleeved shirt weather… maybe.”

  • “Brown lie down. Black fight back. Grizzly… you’re screwed.”

  • “Our thumbs are whatever colour dead plants are.”

Equal parts chaos, curiosity, and Canadian charm.

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