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, , , , , and many others for tuning into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app.Well… we’re back.
After almost six years off, The Morning Show Thing is back on the internet, which means strangers will once again be able to stop us on the street and say, “We love the show!” and we’ll get to respond with that confused look people usually reserve for when they discover they’ve been eating expired yogurt.
We fired up the cameras, ignored any concerns about whether Shannon was wearing the same top as the last two episodes, and got straight to the important topics:
Whether UFOs are real or just Elon Musk’s recycling program gone wrong.
Why jackalopes are the jackfruit of the cryptid world—technically real if you don’t ask too many questions.
The fact that you can apparently buy an 1840s log cabin on eBay… but you’re still on the hook for moving it.
And why Japanese streets are currently littered with uneaten Happy Meals, which is a sentence I never thought I’d write.
We also learned that:
Shannon is not particularly interested in aliens, outer space, or anything that can’t be made into dinner.
Octopuses might be aliens, and if they are, I want to be on their good side.
The Loch Ness Monster might still exist if it’s basically a 400-year-old introvert.
And $6 a month gets you salvation, or at least the ability to comment during the livestream and watch Podcast Is Broken’s infamous improvised theme song (which Shannon would gladly pay not to hear).
If you missed the show live, you can still watch it here… and if you did watch live, thank you for spending part of your day with us instead of looking for UFOs, feeding discarded Happy Meals to someone who actually wants them, or stapling horns onto rabbits.
See you next episode.
—Stewart (Brittlestar) & Shannon
P.S. If you’ve ever actually seen a UFO, tell me in the comments. And no, that weird light at 2 a.m. after “just one more drink” doesn’t count.
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