Welcome To The Week Between Christmas And New Year's

Welcome to the week between Christmas and New Year’s

The panic and rush of Christmas is over

And you’ve settled into the festive void

Is today garbage day?

Yes

No

Maybe

It seems like days since you’ve worn pants

Pants? Pants?

It doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore

But none of that matters as you will eat like a king

A king who eats nothing but Ferrero Rochers for every meal

Is it Thursday? Sunday?

Or is this the 8th day?

No one knows

No one knows

Welcome to the week between Christmas and New Years