A Cat, a Hardcover Book, and a Plan to Outsmart Fascists (and get on the bestseller list)
Bestseller List
Well, it finally happened.
After years of writing online, yelling into the internet void (politely, Canadianly), and being told “you should write a book about cats and fascism,” I’ve done it.
Lessons from Cats for Surviving Fascism is officially available for pre-order… in hardcover.
Yes. A book you can hold. Drop on the floor. Use to prop open a door. Or as a passive-aggressive gift for that one relative who says, “I don’t see what the big deal is.”
👉 Pre-order it now at MagnaCata.com
(Do it before your cat finds out you hesitated.)
This book is part social commentary, part survival guide, and part love letter to the felines who’ve been resisting authority long before it was trending. It covers crucial topics like:
How to knock over a symbol of tyranny without making eye contact
The power of strategic aloofness
Why naps are revolutionary
And what we can learn from a creature that will literally starve beside a bowl of food if it’s the wrong bowl
But here’s the thing: I want this book on the bestseller list.
Not for the ego (okay, a little), but because the more people who see this book, the more we can all laugh, reflect, and maybe not completely spiral as democracy teeters.
How You Can Help (aka “Operation Purrsistance”):
Pre-order the hardcover now at magnacata.com
Orders need to be in by or on June 24th for them to count toward the bestseller list
Tell your friends, your followers, your enemies… anyone who likes books, cats, or resisting fascism with a sense of humour
Post about it on social media. Bonus points if you do it while wearing a cat costume
Consider ordering a second copy for your bookshelf. Or your bunker. Or your therapist.
This isn’t just a book. It’s a furry little middle finger to authoritarian nonsense.
Let’s get it on the bestseller list. Let’s give fascism the hairball it deserves.
Thanks for reading, and thanks for your support
Sincerely,
Stewart
(aka Brittlestar, your friendly neighbourhood satirical Canadian)
Done! Can’t wait to read it